Re: RC: Re: Slamming the French

[RunRoskoRun@aol.com]

In a message dated 08/22/2001 9:52:28 AM Pacific Daylight Time, harpy@io.com 
writes:

<< This is not intended as a slam on the French.  I just thought it
 was funny.  The possibilities are endless if you need to threaten
 your horse.  "Cross that water or I'm buying you a one-way ticket
 to France!"  "Parlez-vous Francais, Night Star?"
 
 
 Been there, done that!
 
 I have threatened several times to send various horses 'to France -- in
 quarters.'
 
 Also have chanted "1.10 a pound, 1.10 a pound, 1.10 a pound" as that's what
 horsemeat is currently going for in Texas.
 
 Everybody please brand your horses!  Rustling horses has never been so
 profitable.  >>
I like to carry a can of ALPO with me when I ride.  If the horse acts up, you 
can always show it the can as if to say, "This could be you."  If all else 
fails you can always throw the can at the horse.  : )  I'm kidding.  You 
could ruin a perfectly good can of dog food that way.  TIC.

Abigail Madden