The Secret to a Long Life

[Jim Holland <lanconn@tds.net>]

A tough old Endurance Rider once counseled her grandson that if he
wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little
gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.  When
he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren
and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. <vbg>

Jim Holland and Sun of Dimanche