Fw: Horse ad typos

["Patrick Allen" <jfhr@inetworld.net>]

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From: The Bockmans <bockman@enter.net>
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Sent: Sunday, January 30, 2000 11:17 PM
Subject: CTR: Horse ad typos


> > These Horse Ad typos were collected by Hunter & Sport Horse magazine.
> > >
> > > *Countdown to best Error in a Horse Ads:
> > >
> > > 21. Appleloosa for sale.
> > >
> > > 20. Willingly piaffes & massages.
> > >
> > > 19. Bay 3-yr-old, lightly started, lounges well.
> > >
> > > 18. Cooked semen available.
> > >
> > > 17. Welsh filly, pretty head & eye. Just stared over fences.
> > >
> > > 16. 3-yr-old TB mare, recently startled under saddle.
> > >
> > > 15. Aged race gelding, has four clean kegs. (yippee! party animal!)
> > >
> > > 14. Rider must sell: horse going to college.
> > >
> > > 13. Gray pony, very athletic, broke to dive.
> > >
> > > 12. Small horse farm for sale, 33 acres, large fenced pastures plus
> three
> > > small haddocks.
> > >
> > > 11. Attractive gelding for Combined Training, ready to brake in the
> spring.
> > >
> > > 10. Aged Warmblood mare, no lices. Reasonably priced to good home.
> > >
> > > 9. Registered Hockey Club mare.
> > >
> > > 8. Super mover-gloats over the ground!
> > >
> > > 7. Always in the ribbons over fences & thunder saddle.
> > >
> > > 6. Select young stock for sale, top scores at insurrection.
> > >
> > > 5. 1899 filly offered for sale.
> > >
> > > 4. Oldenburg colt, will manure to 17 hands.
> > >
> > > 3. Young Hanoverian, started u/s, bumping over small courses.
> > >
> > > 2. Many sport horses for sale, all apes and sizes.
> > >
> > >#1 The Best Error in a Horse Ad: LFG-Live Floral Guarantee.
> 
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