Fw: Horse Husband's Lament

["Linda Fisher" <kenlyn@idcomm.com>]

After many months of computer, phone and illiteracy about computer problems,
I hope everything is back in order and that I can be online and talk to all
my friends again.  Don't give up on me!  Thought you'd all enjoy this funny
column.  I was about to go crazy not being able to "chat" with everyone, so
email me and give me a "fix" to my habit that was almost broken.  Linda
----- Original Message -----
From: Joy B <joynetara@oz-online.net>
To: Kathleen VonDeLinde <kathyv@pinenet.com>; Kathryn V
<lacendiamonds@kscable.com>; Sandy Dorr <ARATACK@aol.com>; Linda Fisher
<kenlyn@idcomm.com>; Lois Roberts <scalois@zianet.com>;
<bakHOELADY@aol.com>; <Jdpearsall@aol.com>; Marsha Hartung
<marshah@informatics.net>; Betty & Gene Leonard <LeonardE@turbonet.com>;
Betty <xamier@earthlink.net>
Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 2:20 PM
Subject: Fw: Horse Husband's Lament


> This is too too funny... like AHW's Woolridge was it on "IBN"... cartoons
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> Horse Husband's Lament
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> My wife she has an Arabian Horse, with flowing mane & tail.
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> She thinks he is the finest thing that ever jogged a rail.
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> She calls him Ibn and if the truth I tell,
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> That fancy pampered Arabian Horse has made my life pure hell!
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> My wife she used to cook for me and serve it with champagne.
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> But now she'd rather fee that horse and fix him special grain!
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> She rides him every morning, and grooms him half the night.
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> And the last time that she kissed ME, was just to be polite!
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> He dresses better than I do, with matching wraps and ties.
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> My wardrobe's so neglected now, that I attract the flies!
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> One day my wife was shopping, she was way down at the mall.
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> And fancy, pampered Ibn was just a standing in his stall.
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> He looked so smug and sassy, that I began to grin.
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> I'd saddle that fat sucker up, and take him for a spin!!
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> I've wondered since if the cues I gave, he may have misconstrued.
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> Cause when I climbed aboard that horse, he rightly came UNGLUED !!!!
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> He bucked and spun, and snorted fire, then threw me through a fence!
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> I saw big stars and there are 6 teeth, that I ain't heard from since!
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> My wife came home and saw me, just a lying in the dirt.
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> She rushed up to her horse and asked him, "Sweetheart are you hurt?"
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> He'd scratched his nose a little bit, and the memory galls me yet .....
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> She left me lying in the mud, and ran to call the VET!!!
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