copping a plea

[Howard4567@aol.com]

I got this from a fellow ridecampamper who said I could send it as long as 
she/he were not identified.  Since it seems to have several endurance theme 
topics included I thought it would pass Steph's litmus test.  Here goes:

In a message dated 11/9/00 6:16:23 PM Eastern Standard Time, ****@hotmail.com 
writes:

Okay here's your alibi in case SHE asks,  "I was galloping along  with one 
of the descendents of the original long distance rider who excelled in Night 
riding, Paul Revere (footnote... you know he didn't make it he got caught 
but was such a big wig they made up this big myth about him--some other guy 
made it I swear, I learned this in Boston) and we were galloping along to 
cast our electoral vote, when we got sucked into the Florida bogs of mucking 
irony where we threw our easy boot and had to re count the damn votes while 
we were waiting for the incompetent... shoer.  Meanwhile an international 
contigent of Cuban uuh...Endurance swimmers were trying to organize a ride 
an tie, and we said  '"Tie this... Commies", and cut Florida loose from the 
rest of the states so they could float it back to Cuba  by their swimming 
Chincoteague ponies, who are genetically related to Spanish Mustangs known 
for endurance.  Whew I think I saved your ass, in case you get brought up to 
the inquisition.

signed, 
Anonymous