[healthyhorse] Fwd: [draftndrive] How many horses????

[Jasmine Cave <toppere@siu.edu>]

Subject: How many horses...

How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?

Thoroughbred:  Who ME??  Do WHAT?  I'm scared of light bulbs!  I'm
outta here!

Arabian:  Someone else do it.  It might get my silky mane dirty and
besides, who's gonna read me the instructions?

Quarter Horse:   Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you
want...

Standardbred:  Oh for Christ Sakes, give me the damn bulb and let's
be done with it.

Shetland:  Give it to me.  I'll kill it and we won't have to worry
about it anymore.

Friesian:  I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all
this mane.

Belgian:  Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.

Warmblood:  Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?  Doesn't
anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only
because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K?  I am NOT
changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.

Morgan:  Me! Me! Me!  Pleeease let me!  I wanna do it!  I'm gonna do
it! I know how, really I do!  Just watch!  My parole officer said
it's okay, really!  And when we're done we can go over to the
neighbors and chase their cats!

Appaloosa:  Y'all are a bunch of losers.  We don't need to change the
light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark.  And someone make that damn
Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.