Re: Muscles

[Celeste Murray <celestem@badgermining.co.za>]

Hi Tracy

You had me in fits of laughter with the "sheath" question <vbg>. I'll try
and explain to my mare that she is related to this thing chasing her through
the bush, but somehow i don't think she is going to fall for it.

:-) Would love to know what went through the rangers mind! he he he

Celeste

I'D RATHER BE RIDING !
----- Original Message -----
From: Tracey <tracey@tbt.co.za>
To: Celeste Murray <celestem@badgermining.co.za>; <ridecamp@endurance.net>
Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 9:52 AM
Subject: Re: Muscles


> Celeste wrote:
>
> >Any ideas on how to develope a horses inner thigh? We have a ride through
a
> Rhino and Lion park next month, anybets on the speeds we are going to
> attain? <VBG> Any ideas on slowing your horse down to a steady pace when
you
> have a Rhino behind? Do Rhino's adhere to red ribbons in the tail means
your
> horse kicks, or do they see it as something else? <VVBG>
>
>
>
> Celeste, I am appalled at your ignorance of indigenous South African
fauna!
> Don't you know that the rhinoceros (black and white) is the closest living
> relative of the horse.  Really.  My husband went on school camp to Lapa
Lala
> a couple of weeks ago (a whole week with children, 50% of whom have
> attention deficit disorder - boy did he appreciate me when he got back!)
and
> watched a Black Rhino bucking.  I kid you not.  He described it as "that
> thing Toc does when you piss him off".  Such empathy.
>
>
> Apparently, they were hand-feeding this rhino (youngster) who proceeded to
> get the most enormous hard-on (I know there is a polite term for this, but
I
> am tired and can't remember it) and husband, in all innocence, asked the
> game ranger "Do you have to clean his sheath?"  I wish I'd been there.
> Still get mad fits of giggles at the very thought.
>
>
> So, by my reckoning, I think you should consider perhaps not going to
> aforementioned rhino park on mare in season.  Could become the most
exciting
> ride of your life!!!!
>
>
> Tracey (got get some sleep)
> Mark (why?  why is this a bad question?)
> Children (Sir, what's a sheath?)
> Mark (Oh, I see.)
> Game Ranger (?)
>
>
>
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