Fw: [cyberider] Digest Number 378

["ckellerfarm" <ckellerfarm@stellarnet.com>]

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>Subject: Good things about husbands...better things about horses!]
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>We have not had much humor lately, so I thought I would share this one!
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>> >    GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS
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>> >    1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
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>> >    2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly
>> >    compares with the hassle of putting up hay
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>> >    3. A lame husband can still work
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>> >    4. A husband with a bellyache doesn't have to be walked
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>> >    5. Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your back
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>> >    6. They are better able to understand puns
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>> >    7. If they are playing hard to catch, you **may** be able to run
them
>> >    down on foot
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>> >    8. They know their name
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>> >    9. They usually pay their own bills
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>> >    10. They apologize when they step on your toes
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>> >    11. No saddle fitting problems
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>> >    12. They seldom refuse to get into the vehicle
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>> >    13. They don't panic - running and yelling all through the house
when
>> >    you leave them alone (unless you've left the kids with them too!)
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>> >    14. For a nominal fee, you can hire someone else to clip them
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>> >    15. They don't like the lady next door just as well as you, just
>> >    because she fed him for 3 days straight
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>> >    THE HORSE'S ADVANTAGE
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>> >    1. If they don't work out you can sell them
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>> >    2. They don't come complete with in-laws
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>> >    3. You don't have to worry about your children looking like them
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>> >    4. You never have to iron their saddle pads
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>> >    5. If you get too fat for one, you can shop for a bigger one
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>> >    6. They smell good when they sweat
>> >
>> >    7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape
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>> >    8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence"
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>> >    9. You can force them to stay in good physical condition with a whip
>> >    if necessary
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>> >    10. They don't want their turn at the computer
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>> >    11. They may turn white with age, but never go bald
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>> >    12. They have never heard of PMS
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>> >    13. They learn to accept restraint
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>> >    14. They don't care what you look like as long as you have a carrot
>> >    or an apple
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