Yet more horsey humour

["Tracey" <tracey@tbt.co.za>]

This came off an "equine elders" site which Alexa subscribes to.  I'm
convinced that this will happen to Toc and me one day.


Tracey

>> The Horse Is Pregnant"
>>
>> I am a member of a group that reenacts the Civil War, serving in the
>> artillery. As a mounted unit, we have several horses, and they always
>> get a lot of attention from the public. On Memorial Day, a
>> self-appointed animal-rights-type came over to our "Master of Horse"
>> and started proclaiming:
>>
>> "Listen here! I was raised around horses, I know horses, and
>> you are mistreating that one there! That horse is obviously pregnant,
>> and should not be forced to pull loads."
>>
>> About that time, the horse (a gelded male) elected to urinate.
>>
>> One of the riders in the unit, who had heard the woman's tirade, called
>> out, "My god! Its water's broke, and there's a leg coming out!"
>>
>> The woman left quickly and quietly.
>> *
>>