Re: RC: Re: Re: Geriatric cat attacks loose dogs at rides.

[Bette Lamore <woa@stormnet.com>]

Hi Kristine
I had a killer cat like that right out of college. I smuggled a kitten
inside my dorm and for 2 years that cat never saw a man. Well, needless
to say, when I got my own aptm, Bitsy would come out of nowhere and
attack my "almost" boyfriends--- big guys, terrified of a little cat.
She was ruthless, though and went for the back of their necks. My father
was rather fond of that cat until she attacked him-- then after he
hurled her into the wall (now don't flame me, it was my Dad and I
screamed at him), she became his undying friend--- guess she was an S&M
cat after all.
The funniest story was when I was still living in the dorm with her and
I had to smuggle her outside to go potty (my roomie refused to have a
litter box.) So the decoupaged Holly Hobbit lunch pail purse my Mom had
made me for my bday (very big in Sun City but hardly cool at U of A)
became her carrier. Now you can imagine what she was fed. Left-over Taco
Bell, tuna.... Well we got into the elevator on the 7th floor and
gestapo Kaylor, the dorm mother, got in at the 6th. I was terrified
she'd make a noise and I'd be busted so I got ready to cough, sneeze
whatever. A few others got in at 5 and then it STARTED!!! Back to back
KITTY FARTS!!!! SBD's (silent but deadly) SOOOOOOO BAD but totally
understandable considering her diet. And there I was, trying to appear
non-chalant, as everyone started cramming into the far corner of the
elevator. More got in at the 4th and 3rd floors. By this time IT WAS
SOOO BAD in that tiny elevator with people practically climbing on top
of each other to get as far away from me as they could. AND I COULDN'T
SAY "It's the CAT!!!" because my dorm mother was right there. On the 2nd
floor some girl got in who had obviously just dowsed herself with
perfume and someone in the back piped up "Thank God for the Estee
Lauder!!" We were never discovered, although that was a very close call.
But I guess that it how you develop killer cat instincts--- a girl's
dorm and a life of "crime."
kristine hammond wrote:
> 
> Where did you get that cat????  I want one just like him!
> 
> Tally Ho
> Kriss
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Susan Brehm" <rockingb@worldnet.att.net>
> To: <Ridecamp@endurance.net>
> Sent: Monday, July 24, 2000 1:25 PM
> Subject: RC: Re: Geriatric cat attacks loose dogs at rides.
> 
> > >   I again apologize to anyone that my cat attacked their dogs at the
> > > following rides:  Top of the Rock, Old Dominion, Elk Valley and Summer
> > > Breeze.
> >
> > HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Heeheeheehee!  Hooooowheeee.  Hehe.  >snort<  Haha.
> > Phew.
> > SusanB
> >
> >
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-- 
Bette Lamore
Whispering Oaks Arabians, Home of 16.2hh TLA Halynov
(yes, REALLY!)
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