sore lips

[Momma244@aol.com]

Two endurance riders were out in the desert riding a 50 miler.  The first 
endurance rider looks over at the other and asks, "you have any Chap Stick?" 
The other rider replies "nope sorry."   

So the first rider jumps off his horse and runs around behind it.  He 
proceeds to lift his horses tail, gives him a big kiss right on the rear end, 
and jumps back on his horse.        

After a couple of more miles the second rider says, "sorry, but I gotta ask, 
does that really cure chapped lips?"

The first rider reply's, "nope, but it sure keeps me from licking 'em."