Country Folk

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Forum:     the Horses Forum
Subject:  Country Folk
From:     Claudia Smith (CLAUDIASMITH)
To:       (ALL)
DateTime: 6/6/00 7:54:56 AM

This has nothing to do with horses but it's pretty funny and since a lot of us live out in the country ...

Technology for Country Folk... 
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> 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 
> 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 
> 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 
> 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. 
> 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. 
> 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
> farwood. 
> 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood. 
> 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. 
> 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. 
> 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. 
> 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. 
> 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. 
> 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. 
> 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. 
> 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields. 
>! 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife. 
> 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. 
> 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. 
> 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. 
> 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. 
> 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. 
> 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine 
> 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" 
> 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya 
> paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. 
> 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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