Re: Wild Ride!

["GESA BRINKS" <gesaeqfx@pe.net>]

Ooooppp's  I just realized that it was Jeannie that sent the joke!  Poor
Bob,  I hope I didnt scare him too badly! hehehehe  I meant it only in fun
o.k.?  Now, as for Jeannie...
:-)  gesa
-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Keeffe <bkeeffe@nativeson.com>
To: ridecamp@endurance.net <ridecamp@endurance.net>
Date: Thursday, June 01, 2000 12:06 PM
Subject: RC: Wild Ride!


>Some of you may be up for this and get a good chuckle.  I hope so.
>Jeannie
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>A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons
>or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse
springs
>into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
>begins to slip from the saddle.
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>In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
>grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
>down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly
>impervious to its slipping rider.
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>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the
>horse and throw herself to safety.   Unfortunately, her foot has become
>entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
>hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
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>As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
>unconsciousness when to her great fortune........
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>Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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