Re:Horses view of world

[OasisArab@aol.com]

We will see if this goes through
thought it was not only cute but true


 > A Horse's View of the World
>  >
>  > Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
>  >
>  > Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the
>  > sensitive tissues of the mouth.
>  >
>  > Bucking: counterirritant
>  >
>  > Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.
>  >
>  > Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to 
respect 
> the bit.
>  >
>  > Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
>  >
>  > Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
>  >
>  > Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.
>  >
>  > Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
>  >
>  > Hotwalker: The lesser of two evils.
>  >
>  > Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
>  >
>  > Latch: Type of puzzle.
>  >
>  > Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.
>  >
>  > Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
>  >
>  > Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
>  >
>  > Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner
>  > useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
>  >
>  > Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
>  >
>  > Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture