Re: Re: Re: best conditioned rider

["GESA BRINKS" <gesaeqfx@pe.net>]

Subject: RC: Re: Re: best conditioned rider


>a minus ten would be finding a small tied shut plastic bag  in the back
>recesses of your tack room...in which you discover the dirty clothes
>(including shoes) you wore on the Tevis LAST year!
            Oooooh yuck...I actually did that!!!  Found them about a month
later.  Of course it takes about a month for your brain to get back to
normal (or a resonable semblance thereof.)   gesa n clovis(do I get to do
Tevis again?) n sky (what is a Tevis and when do we go?)


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>----- Original Message -----
>From: John Bass <jbass@beattynv.com>
>To: <ridecamp@endurance.net>; Rides 2 Far <rides2far@juno.com>
>Cc: <tobytrot@bigfoot.com>
>Sent: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 3:38 PM
>Subject: RC: Re: best conditioned rider
>
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>> DRIVING ABILITY: A "10" to those who can drive home in a safe and prudent
>> manner. A "0" to those who wish they would have bought a truck with an
>> automatic since they are unable to push in the clutch to shift gears.
>> JB
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: Rides 2 Far <rides2far@juno.com>
>> To: <ridecamp@endurance.net>
>> Cc: <tobytrot@bigfoot.com>
>> Sent: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 3:10 PM
>> Subject: RC: best conditioned rider
>>
>>
>> > >EVALUATION STANDING EVALUATION:
>> >
>> > >LAWNCHAIR LIFT: Base upon rider's ability to rise from a
>> > standard Score 1 - 10 lawnchair unassisted
>> >
>> >
>> > Excellent post >bg< , but would you mind terribly if I suggest a few
>more
>> > areas for evaluation?
>> >
>> > HAIR:  Dry, combed hair would rate as a 10.  The other end of the scale
>,
>> > or a "0" would be  Matted, sweat soaked, bangs plastered back to head
>> > with forehead bare, ponytail holder hopelessly matted into hair.
Riders
>> > who do not compete in a helmet will receive an automatic "0" for unfair
>> > tactics.
>> >
>> > CLEANING UP THE VET CHECK:  A "10" would mean that the rider had
>actually
>> > retreived their own tack, buckets, sponges, feed tubs, etc. and FILED
>> > THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG.  A "0" would be given to the rider who
>> > handed over the horse to the crew for the final vetting, staggered back
>> > to the trailer and slept while the crew picked up all their buckets
>> > (along with a few of the neighbors') stacked them with remnants of
>sponge
>> > water and dirty sponges still inside, and tossed sand covered girth,
1/2
>> > chaps, used syringes and splint boots into the wrong storage containers
>> > so that it takes the riders weeks to track down the slowly molding
>> > remains.
>> >
>> > THE WALK DOWN THE RUNWAY  This can be combined with your earlier lawn
>> > chair lift.  How does the rider look walking up to accept their award.
>A
>> > "10" would be given to the rider who nimbly hops over dogs and does the
>> > "T-Berry Shuffle" when they get their trophy hoofpick.  A "0" would be
a
>> > rider who stays in their chair and sends the nearest child up to
accept.
>> >
>> > UNLOADING THE TRAILER:  A "10" would be the rider who pulls up the
>> > driveway, turns out the horse, unhooks the trailer, and then proceeds
to
>> > UNLOAD all their junk immediately.  A "0" would be the rider who simply
>> > puts the truck in "park" goes in the house...drives the "other" car for
>3
>> > days before bothering to unhook the trailer, and doesn't unload the
>dirty
>> > laundry from the trailer until they're getting ready to pack for the
>> > *next* ride.
>> >
>> > Anybody else want to add a few?
>> > Angie
>> >
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