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I'm sorry guys,
This made me laugh so hard that I could not pass up giving all of you a
light hearted break from all those heavy topics which crop up from time to
time. And to make it ride related:
If you race into town on your horse and have to run in for a cold brew, just
hop off and race into the bar and even after a few fist fights and
shootings, your horse will be waiting patiently for you to ride off at a
fast gallop. No matter that he had no water or food after galloping from the
last town a day away.
or
While riding, if someone starts shooting at you, just swing over and hang on
the side using your horse as a shield. Don't worry, the horse will just keep
loping along and not get hurt. Those bullets (or arrows) will harm only
humans.
>
> THINGS YOU'D NEVER KNOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE MOVIES:
>
> Large loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable,
> even if the tenants are unemployed.
>
> One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
>
> Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to
> cut. You will always choose the right one.
>
> It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving
> martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by
> one ... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have
> dispatched their predecessors.
>
> When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom
> will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
>
> If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous
> expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else,
> at the age of 22.
>
> Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two
> before retirement.
>
> Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their
> enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses,
> lasers, buzz saws, and hungry sharks, all of which will give their
> captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
>
> During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club
> at least once.
>
> All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of
> a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
>
> All grocery shopping bags contain at least one baguette and one bunch
> of carrots with leafy tops.
>
> It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control
> tower to talk you down.
>
> If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while
> scuba-diving or fighting aliens. However if you are overweight, your
> mascara will run and your lipstick will smear.
>
> The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No
> one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to
> any other part of the building without difficulty.
>
> You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make
> the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
>
> Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not
> necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
>
> A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but
> will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
>
> If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange
> noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened
> to be wearing when the car broke down.
>
> If someone says "I'll be right back," they won't.
>
> Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to
> turn the steering wheel from time to time.
>
> All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
> readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
>
> A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended
> from duty.
>
> If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will
> be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music
> in your head.
>
> Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
> each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
>
> When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
> other.
>
>
>
>
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